the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
#your sass is showing ten
your nine is showing ten
is that the governor
(Source: thesarahjanesmith)
(Source: undeadaltaria)
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
(Source: seventimesinsevenyears)
Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.
(Source: hepkatz)
UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS
Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.
^you my friend have just opened my eyes
(Source: youbelieveyoureceive)
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
WHAT?!?
OH WOW.
holy shit
“Banned from France, Germany”
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
the united states has a fucking series about a talking sponge working at a fast food restaurant
is japanese anime REALLY that weird.
yes
do you ever just think about how you’re in love with a bunch of personified countries
