saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

a haiku about my otp

god fucking dammit

can’t you just kiss already

jesus fucking christ

waterking:

what the fuck

lovechildstudios:

Desert Pirates by Sergi Brosa

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alexlifeson:

its-tuesday-again:

i just found out that siri will read emojis

in related news, this is the best day of my life

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER FUCKING HEARD.
THIS JUST CHEERED ME UP 100%.

shesthedevil-indisguise:

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

The k

shesthedevil-indisguise:

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

The k

shesthedevil-indisguise:

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

The k

shesthedevil-indisguise:

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

The k

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

egberts:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

fudgeberry:

yes hello my name is allie and i wanna be a writer

fudgeberry:

yes hello my name is allie and i wanna be a writer

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fudgeberry:

image

WHO THE FUCK MISPLACED MY METH

WHO IS SO INCOMPETENT THEY JUST FUCKING MISPLACE

5.68 TRILLION FUCKING BATCHES

WHO THE FUCK 

FUCKING TRILLION

5.68 FUCKING TRILLION

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anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you